The 55 best phrases to laugh (about life)
Humor is one of the best ways to face life, and laughter brings us many benefits. In fact, there are several investigations that have found evidence that it influences our mental and physical health.
Among some positive consequences of laughter, it generates certain hormones in our body that provide us with happiness and good humor.
- You can learn more about these benefits in our article: “The physical and psychological benefits of laughter”
Phrases to laugh that can brighten your day
Aware of these benefits, in this article we have prepared a list of phrases to laugh. They are the following.
1. Do not depend on anyone in this world, because even your shadow leaves you when you are in the dark!
Emotional dependence is not good for us, because it destroys us as people.
2. Laughter is a tranquilizer without side effects
Laughter is a good form of therapy, it is what is known as laughter therapy.
3. Better late, because in the morning I sleep
A humorous way to change the phrase "Better late than never"
4. Humor is the reason when life has gone crazy
A quote from Groucho Marx, in an attempt to define, in an amusing way, what humor is.
5. Save water. don't shower alone
If two people shower together, the water bill will notice.
6. I don't know whether to cut my veins or leave them long
A funny quote that deals with a very serious topic: suicide.
7. When I grow up I want to be a priest. They live like God!
The priests live at the service of the Lord, and perform acts of worship of religion.
8. I don't think the friendship between man and dog would last if dog meat was edible.
Evelyn Waught uttered this clever phrase about the relationship between people and dogs.
9. Why will the jelly shake? Will he know what awaits for him?
In reference to whether the jelly trembles in fear because they are going to eat it.
10. Absolute truth does not exist and this is absolutely true
A pun on the absolute truth.
11. Say the true the can do any idiot. To lie takes imagination
A funny phrase by Jaume Perich, who was a Spanish writer, cartoonist and humorist.
12. You have to lick it to wet it, you have to suck it to stop it, you have to push it to put it in, how difficult it is to put the thread in a needle!
It might seem that this phrase is related to sex, but in reality it refers to how to put a thread in a needle.
13. In this life they don't forgive you if you stop winning, and they hate you if you always win
The former Real Madrid player and coach, Jorge Valdano, pronounced this very true sentence.
14. The wise speak because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something
An ironic phrase from the great philosopher, Plato.
15. I never forget a face, but with you I'll make an exception
A phrase that is addressed to someone we like very much.
16. No one dies from hard work, but just in case it is better not to risk it
An irony about work. Work seriously harms health.
17. Happy are those that wait for nothing as they will never be disappointed
When you have no goals or expectations, you don't fail.
18. The confusion is clear
A phrase that uses two antonyms: confusion and clarity.
19. Why can the same magazine be in the bathroom for years and we don't care?
An existential question that can leave you sleepless for days.
20. What verb tense is "should not have happened"? Imperfect condom?
A joke about the verb tense of “it was a mistake”.
21. I wanted to kill myself by taking 100 aspirin, but when I was just going through the second one, I felt much better.
Aspirin helps fight pain. This phrase is a joke about this drug.
22. Why do you have to go to the Start button to shut down Windows?
A curiosity that surely many of you had not considered.
23. Laz drojaz te buelben vruto
A reflection with a touch of irony on the consumption of frogas.
24. My wife betrayed me a week ago and I still haven't been cuckolded... Will I lack calcium?
A way to take an infidelity with humor.
25. And what about me… is the dog mine?
This phrase can be applied when the story does not go with you.
26. If you find your boyfriend with another woman, take a deep breath and stay calm, so you won't miss when you shoot
Again, a phrase to laugh about infidelity.
27. Why is it that when we take a medicine box, no matter how many times we give it, we always open it to the wrong side and the leaflet appears folded there?
Something that surely has happened to all of us at some point.
28. If I've seen you I don't remember, if I undress you... I do not forget!
It can be used when you like a person and find them attractive.
29. Love is a glorious thing... until you are surprised by your wife (or your husband)
A joke about marriage and the marital relationship.
30. I have to go to the eye doctor, but I never see the moment
An appointment with a great touch of humor.
31. To more money, less acquaintances and more friends
When you have money, you get friends from everywhere.
32. Doing an exam I remembered you, now I remember why I failed
Sometimes, when you think so much about that person you like, you have a hard time concentrating even to study or take an exam.
33. Flee from temptation, slowly, so they can reach you
Actually, you have to do the opposite.
34. Military intelligence are two contradictory terms
Groucho Marx using a joke about the lack of intelligence in the military. Obviously, there is no truth to this statement.
35. If you want ladies to follow you, get ahead of them!
In reference to that, you do not have to go after anyone and you have to be valued.
36. Don't think ill of me, miss, my interest in you is purely sexual.
Grouch Marx. Again, one of his jokes that can make someone feel bad. But that is just a joke.
37. To graduate as an otolaryngologist, the main thing is to learn the word
A quote that jokes about the length of the word otorhinolaryngologist
38. You fall 23 times in a row on top of your mother-in-law holding a knife and everyone says you're a murderer
The relationship with the in-laws can sometimes be complicated.
39. You are the light that illuminates my life, I hope you don't melt!
A romantic and at the same time funny phrase.
40. They did an intelligence test and it was negative.
Meaning that you are not exactly an intelligent person.
41. Foolishness is the strangest of diseases, the patient never suffers, those who really suffer from it are the others
A version of the mythical albert einstein quote.
42. My God give me patience, but give it to me now!!
Asking for patience without having even a little bit of it.
43. Don't take life seriously, after all you won't get out of it alive
A great reality that is better taken as a joke.
44. If drunks were in control, we'd have everything double
In reference to the blurred vision that people suffer when they are drunk.
45. Do you know the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains? No. Aha, then it was you!
A joke that can be used with a friend or family member.
46. Take advice on wine, but decide with water later
Drinking alcohol does not favor decision making.
47. Do infants enjoy childhood as much as adults of adultery?
A funny phrase about infidelity.
48. Turtles actually know how to fly, what happens is that they are so slow that they can't take off
A joke about turtles and their slowness.
49. Men would lie much less if women didn't ask so much
A way to exculpate some lying men.
50. When you get pissed off, where do you go?
Casillas meaning: "home".
51. If the study grows, let the dwarfs study
Studying makes us grow as people, although this phrase makes fun of it.
52. Put a politician to work. Don't vote for it!
Politicians don't have a very good reputation these days.
53. The important thing is money, health comes and goes
A phrase that has nothing to do with the truth, but that is funny.
54. The first day I saw you, I threw myself at your feet and not because I loved you, but because I slipped.
A fall that, without a doubt, is unfortunate.
55. The important thing is not to win, but to make the other lose
A way of saying the same thing, but with different words.