The 70 best phrases of David Broncano

David Broncano Aguilera is a famous Spanish comedian and radio/television presenterhe, born in the city of Santiago de Compostela in 1984. Although he is Galician by birth, he spent his childhood and adolescence in the town of Orcera, in the province of Jaén.

This winner of two Ondas awards achieved success in his profession with the radio program "La vida modern ", and currently he is breaking all the schemes with his television program" The Endurance".

• We recommend you read: "The 27 best phrases of Andreu Buenafuente"

Phrases, expressions and jokes of David Broncano

Who does not know at least one of these two programs? Broncano is currently becoming a humorous phenomenon that absolutely no one can miss. Would you like to know the best phrases and expressions of him?

Next We will show you the 70 funniest phrases and expressions of David Broncano, surely you will enjoy them!

1. But what has he paid!

This is one of the funniest phrases that Broncano frequently repeats during his shows.

2. Don't call me Broncano today, call me Lord Pachacho.

During an interview on the Late Motiv program, Broncano presented himself in this particular way.

3. Boo live!

A curious phrase from this great humorist that refers to drinking something at once.

4. Porcine, Marrano, Pig, Pork, Cebón, Gocho, Lechón.

The ways in which Broncano can refer to a simple pig can really be very varied.

5. Can someone help me figure out what this song is? Tititi tatata uuu tatata.

Broncano constantly interacts with his public, something that the people who are among him are sure to appreciate.

6. He was a person and he became a doll.

The word doll is widely used by this particular comedian and comes from the expression "stay doll", stay dead.

7. What a stone scree, the Virgin.

Without a doubt, Broncano has a very curious way of expressing himself.

8. If the amoche is very fucked up, it can happen that you stay doll.

"Amoche" is another expression popularly used by Broncano, which simply means "death."

9. Why does your egg swell up a lot when you get rich?

The subject of wealth is very common during his interviews, Broncano is always interested in knowing how much money his guest has.

10. In the Picos de Europa, what a hill!

Everyone knows that the Picos de Europa have a high altitude, the simple name tells us everything.

11. With this, you then go to the farm to kill gorriatos.

In certain regions of Spain, the birds that are hunted are referred to as gorriatos.

12. I'm sorry, but I don't even know him.

The sincerity of this comedian, takes his own interviews to talk about anything. If he doesn't know a topic, he just comes up with a new one.

13. Pff a great song!

In this way he refers to the songs that he likes the most. Many of us perhaps do it the same way, do you agree?

14. Could you do a summary of World War II?

As we see in this quote, Broncano is not a great expert on World War II.

15. He is putting me out and is doing this gesture, which I think indicates that we have to continue with the program for 5 more minutes.

Undoubtedly, this comedian is commonly known, for taking the opposite of his detractors on more than one occasion.

16. Boy, bastard!

The compadreo in his programs is a key aspect, which allows his viewers to establish great harmony with the comedian himself.

17. The best fiber

From any subject, no matter how trivial it may seem, Broncano can make a good joke. Fiber, for example, can refer to several different things, depending on the context in which we speak.

18. Ortega Cano on the back of an albino zebra.

The jokes on his shows can be very surreal. We must be careful not to miss any of them.

19. My hands sweat a lot.

Broncano viewers know very well this intimate facet of the young presenter.

20. I can show Mufasa the eggs.

You never know where Broncano will come from! This showman has a very particular way of making humor.

21. Simba, pull this one.

Poor Simba was also a victim of Broncano's humor.

22. Those people who continue with pokemon Go!

How many people do you know that still play that game?

23. Gñe, today David has been lazy.

He has always been his biggest critic, he knows very well that the bar is very high.

24. My brown cock.

The resistance program may on certain occasions not be for all audiences.

25. stay doll

Stay dummy or just dead.

26. Last night I smothered in a fridge.

During a program with the famous Andreu Buenafuente, the two discuss the meaning of this funny phrase.

27. The pachachos.

A very curious way for Broncano to refer to his boys.

28. Because you still have a taenia here.

When you have a Taenia, you have a parasite that doesn't let you gain weight no matter how much you eat.

29. What do you receive!

Broncano speaks in this expression referring to that you get sick of eating or that you gain a lot of weight.

30. I have it all vinyl.

That you have it laminated or like new.

31. I sucked bulls.

A very particular way of saying that he killed bulls, which of course is just a joke, he has never really dedicated himself to that profession.

32. Sip, shut up!

Without making noise, as to go unnoticed.

33. Cocaine damages the brain, but in your case it seems that the damage has already been done.

Can you make a joke about drug use? If possible.

34. How tall is Andreu Buenafuente?

In this funny phrase Broncano attacks his boss Andreu Buenafuente, another great comedian on Spanish television.

35. To me and to God, he and he gave me support for the tablet.

A funny joke from this comedian, that all men will surely understand quickly.

36. This gets stuck, you have to hit it with the machillo.

This peculiar way of pronouncing certain things has earned him a large number of admirers. It certainly brings fresh air to the world of humor.

37. Let him make a bump

Who has not left a door with something that bumps it? Especially so that it does not close.

38. A pachacho dies here.

When a pachacho dies, he deserves a big farewell.

39. Better than Jimson Weed!

Jimson weed is a drug that causes severe hallucinations and in high doses causes death.

40. My joke for when North Korea qualified for the World Cup was that, since they said they were the group of death because I was with Brazil and the Ivory Coast, I was saying that any group that North Korea is in is the group of the death.

It takes courage to laugh at North Korea, a dictatorship that is among the bloodiest in the world.

41. The other was that the matches with North Korea are decided by sudden death.

With North Korea it can be very difficult to play a soccer game, something that no one would like to have to do.

42. If you've been that far away and say you know him... According to this I also know (Roger) Federer.

Broncano is a well-known tennis fan and, as he often says, a friend of Rafa Nadal.

43. You are the Oprah Winfrey of Albacete.

In this way he baptized Ernesto Sevilla, when he gave money to one of his spectators.

44. How am I going to have an accent from Murcia? That's worse than having an STD.

As we can see in this sentence, Broncano is not a fan of the Murcia region.

45. I preferred that you had told me something else like David, it seems that you lack water.

Lack of cleanliness can be a good subject for humor and this presenter takes advantage of any opportunity that comes his way.

46. In Spain, jokes are punished more than insults.

Being a comedian today can be somewhat complicated, as many groups denounce any joke that according to them is offensive.

47. He didn't have a vocation as a comedian, he was just a fan, but I wrote a monologue... and he already filmed everything.

The monologue to which Broncano refers is one that he wrote for the famous program "El Club de la Comedia".

48. I am 31 years old, all these are much older, huh.

Many of the current comedians of the highest level are, as we see in this sentence, much older than this well-known millennial.

49. In the last year I have noticed a jump in popularity. The sum of presences in different media has created a Broncano bubble that has been inflating little by little. But it's small, huh. A little bubble.

The success of this comedian has been increasing in recent years, currently at the highest levels.

50. Although I noticed that things were getting out of hand when El Drogas, singer of Barricada, approached me to tell me that he was a fan. And I was crazy because I imagined him subverting the pillars of Western society and not watching YouTube.

Who would expect a rocker of this level to be his fan? On this occasion Broncano received a good dose of reality. Fame can catch anyone off guard.

51. Laughing is laughing, now and always.

Humor has always started from the same base, but over time this base has been extended and its behavior has changed.

52. The big difference is freedom. We are allowed to do and say what we want.

Today comedians can use spaces such as YouTube or social networks to convey their message.

53. There are no limits to humor. No nuances. If anything, Mohammed, because they kill you and it's not a plan.

Making humor about the Muslim religion has always been something very frowned upon by its believers.

54. The environment, the public, the weather... everything is better now.

At present the public is able to assimilate a humor very different from what was done in the past.

55. A comedian doesn't necessarily say what he thinks or feels about a subject, he says what he's going to make laugh.

When a comedian makes a joke about a subject, he is not expressing his true opinion, he is just making a joke about it.

56. It recently happened to me with one from ETA, which looks like the market for ETA jokes has been liberalized, but At the last moment I applied the handbrake because it was going one step further and I knew it was going to misinterpret.

The ETA issue in Spain can be very complicated to deal with, as an issue like this can really hurt many sensibilities.

57. The worrying thing is that they are talking about the limits of humor in Spain as if we were in a transgressive and avant-garde country, when nothing serious is being said. It is a very light humor that offends.

Humor in Spain is currently being highly examined by certain social groups, as it seems that currently there will always be a group that feels bad about our humor.

58. If I come up with something really funny about a really fucked up topic, I'd have to say it. I owe it to my profession!

As we can see in this quote, Broncano never censors himself when sharing a joke.

59. If, in addition to the facha barrier of a lifetime, the left doesn't let us make jokes about cripples, we're screwed.

Politicians of all political stripes have at some point attacked any comedian for his jokes.

60. If you're from Hogar Social and you shout with a megaphone that you have to kill the fucking fags, you're serious. And there is no punishment.

Some radical groups insult certain groups and are not penalized as much as comedians.

61. Those who define themselves as politically incorrect and are actually more attractive than the mother who gave birth to them.

As we can see in this quote, Broncano is not very comfortable with people who prove to be on the far right. Most likely, Broncano himself feels in favor of a center-left ideology.

62. Go for the boat, oé!

This is a phrase that in the program "La Resistencia", Broncano with all the spectators who are on the set tell the wealthiest interviewees about him.

63. He was in the mountains of Madrid climbing and skiing, because he had the day off, and they asked me to do the program. I told them that they were taking my afternoon a bit, but that I was going there.

This presenter does not miss an opportunity to make a joke, without a doubt for him, presenting "Late Motiv" was something very important in his career.

64. It is a brutal responsibility, because it is the most powerful program on TV. It's like driving a Ferrari.

One of the greatest honors that Broncano experienced was being able to present this great program directed by Andreu Buenafuente.

65. You have taken me by surprise. I hope I don't throw the pavilion on the ground.

Sincerity is one of the most important aspects of this presenter, something that helps him connect with his audience.

66. The other day someone told me on Twitter: "It's crazy that the greatest representative of the Catalan language in Spain right now is David Broncano."

Although he is not Catalan, Broncano defends himself very well in this particular language, something that a good part of his audience finds, to say the least, curious.

67. It is that the 'procés' gives a lot of play. Those of us outside of Catalonia don't care a bit, and even those of us who put ourselves in the position of "come on, go ahead with everything", touch a less sensitive chord.

What Broncano calls "the process" in this quote is a conflict that currently divides the Spanish population as a consequence of the fact that one of its regions, Catalonia, has a strong movement nationalist.

68. In my career there is never a consecration. It is one more step.

Great work careers never have a single end, their protagonists are always in development throughout their active time.

69. If it crosses your mind, fine, but now I'm very happy with what I do.

Currently, this comedian lives a life with which he feels satisfied, but he is also not closed to making certain changes in the future.

70. Would he dare to rate himself? He would give me a "The kid is progressing adequately", like in elementary school.

He knows very well that getting where he has been able to go is already a great achievement, but we all know that it is a career that he has only just begun.