The 60 best bad and short jokes
Jokes are the best way to cheer up a group, serves as a way to break the ice in a conversation, to brighten the day of a person in need and to bring a bit of humor to a busy day. Jokes are as infinite as a person's creativity and ingenuity, so not only there are millions of these, but they come in various themes and for everyone, from children to Adults.
- We recommend you read: "The 80 Best Jokes For Kids"
Best bad and short jokes
Short bad jokes are a simple but fun form of entertainment that brighten our day when we need it most.
1. Honey, I think you're obsessed with soccer and I miss you. Missing?! Missing?! If I have not touched you!
The small obsession of some men with soccer.
2. A drunk man walks into Alcoholics Anonymous and is asked: Did you come alone? He replies: No! Better with ice.
An expert on the subject.
3. How are the chemicals released? Acid a pleasure.
Only between professionals in the same field understand each other.
4. What does one loaf of bread say to another? I present to you a crumb.
Bread jokes are the simplest and funniest.
5. They took me out of the skydiving WhatsApp group. It looks like it didn't go down well.
You have to find a better place to fall well.
6. What does a tupperware do in the woods? Tupperdio.
The only time a tupperware does not save us.
7. Why does a math book cry? Because he has a lot of problems!
Well, let him solve it on his own. Don't you know everything?
8. Why does the music teacher have a ladder? To be able to reach the highest notes!
The secret behind the most striking voices.
9. Why can't diabetics get revenge? Because revenge is sweet.
A minute of silence for diabetics who cannot exact their revenge.
10. What's a vampire doing driving a tractor? Sow fear.
Well, after all the hard work pays off.
11. What car does Santa use? a renol
Is that why Santa can bring presents to the whole world in one night?
12. This was such a bad joke, so bad, that it stuck to all jokes smaller than it.
A bad joke that turned into a bully.
13. Carlitos, can you tell me a word that has many "o's". Very easy teacher, Gooooooool!
There is no denying his creativity.
14. Hey, what is your favorite dish? - Well, the depth, because it fits more food.
The more the better, as far as food is concerned.
15. I just got bitten by a snake! - Do you charge? - Not free.
A free service, but very dangerous.
16. Waiter! This steak has a lot of nerves. - Normal, it's the first time they eat it.
The first time we introduce ourselves is always the most fearful.
17. Hello, is Agustín here? - No, I'm uncomfortable.
A little nuisance is always a nuisance.
18. What is the most dangerous coffee in the world? The express.
A coffee that can give you energy in one fell swoop.
19. Jaimito, do me a favor... Go to the kitchen, the lentils are sticking. - But mom, you always tell me not to get into other people's fights.
So, when do we have to get in or not?
20. What is the height of a book? May its leaves fall in autumn.
Knowledge is always evolving.
21. What is yellow on the outside, white on the inside and goes through walls? A ghost banana!
It's not just ghost people to worry about, but food as well.
22. The husband lies on the bed and whispers in his wife's ear: I'm out of underpants... The wife replies: Tomorrow I'll wash you some.
But at least respect bedtime.
23. Who are the smartest? The bald ones, because they don't have a fool's hair.
Could it be that bald people learn more simply?
24. You kick a stone and a fool comes out who takes everything literally. - I have never seen a fool under a stone.
Innocence is something that can play against us.
25. Dad, am I adopted? - Do you think we would have chosen you?
Decisions we can't always make.
26. What is the last animal that boarded Noah's ark? The dolphin.
And he put an end to those who were after it.
27. Mom... I'm pregnant! - Oh daughter! but where was your head? -Between the steering wheel and the CD equipment.
Obviously, her head was in the clouds.
28. Aunt Teresa, why do you paint yourself? To be more beautiful. - And does it take a long time to take effect?
Makeup does not cover ugly personalities.
29. Hello doll. - Hello ankle.
Weren't we talking about body parts?
30. Do you know that my brother has been riding a bicycle since he was four years old? -Well, he must be far away by now!
An example of persistence.
31. Why are stacks better than men? For at least the batteries have a positive side.
Perhaps there is more to learn about batteries.
32. My virtue is patience. - That? - That my virtue is patience, damn deaf!
Slow people bring terrible stress to others.
33. Pablo, what planet is after Mars? Wednesday!
So Mondays are a huge planet and that's why it takes so long?
34. What does one printer tell another? Is that sheet yours or is it my impression.
The importance of differentiating our work so that it is unique.
35. My wife made me a believer - And that? - I didn't believe in hell until I married her!!!
The power of a relationship can take you to heaven or hell.
36. Dad, dad, are the Martians friends or enemies? -Because? -Because a ship came and took Grandma away. So they're friends.
As the saying goes, 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend'.
37. The doctor tells the patient: take a deep breath, I'm going to listen to you. The patient replies: doctor, who are you going to hide me from if I don't owe anyone?
If you are honest you should not be afraid to show yourself to someone.
38. What is the height of the brooms? Have a dust allergy.
Well, we all have some kind of allergy.
39. Paco, where have you been? - In a clinic where you lose the desire to smoke. - But you're smoking! - Yeah... but without desire.
Every result is beneficial and should be celebrated.
40. It is impossible to argue with a DJ, he always changes the subject…
You end up getting distracted by those topics and missing the point of your discussion.
41. He was such a lazy horse, so lazy, so lazy, that when they put the saddle on him, he would sit on it.
Laziness is a difficult disease to cure.
42. Good morning, do you have books on tiredness? - Yes, but right now they are all sold out.
Well, what is written on them must be very effective.
43. I'm Rosa. - Ah, forgive me, I'm color blind.
It is a pity that he will never see Rosa as she is.
44. What does an egg say to a frying pan? You got me fried
People don't always get along, even if they work together.
45. What does one roof say to another? Less roof.
So close and so far, a painful love.
46. If a flea dies, where does it go? - To the thumbnail.
There is a special place for each one of us.
47. Why are you talking with those slippers? - Because it says "converse".
Never lose values.
48. Why do the seals in the show always look up? Because that's where the lights are.
They know where to aim at all times.
49. Captain, captain! 40 caravels are about to attack us. - A fleet? -No, they all float.
If they are boats, they must float. No?
50. What does an iguana say to his twin sister? we are iguanas
The iguanas can be identified among all of them.
51. If the zombies reach the third age..., little zombies???
But would they also be just as dangerous or more loving?
52. Yesterday I fell and I thought I had broken my fibula… – Fibula!
A happy ending despite everything.
53. What is the height of a footballer? Let them do the ball!
A loss for the footballer's skills.
54. What is tomato's favorite dance? The sauce!
A dance that is known from beginning to end, because it is the star.
55. I once told a chemical joke, but there was no reaction.
Apparently the recipe needs to be reviewed again.
56. Deleting spam is very easy: spam eaten.
That's why we can do it every day.
57. One fish to another: -Did you know that fish only have two seconds of memory? -What are you saying? -What do I say about what?
This is a disease that not only fish suffer from, but also some people.
58. What is the name of Bruce Lee's vegan cousin? Broco Lee.
He is also full of energy.
59. Do you have wifi? Yeah. And what is the key? Have money and pay for it.
Do you want a service? Well, the normal thing is that you pay for it.
60. I am looking for a job. Would you like to be a gardener? Leave money? If I rather need
I work to earn money not to waste it.