21 men's fashions that women don't like

For tastes, colors!, what some would say. Styles and fashions, whatever you want. Now, don't be fooled. That they are (or have been) in vogue is not synonymous with elegant, flattering or sexy. A secret: there are men's fashions that women don't like.

Do you want to discover them? We tell you everything about these absurd fashions that want to look cool and really turn us off.

Men's fashions that women don't like

Take note and think about your closet. Would we give you the go-ahead?

1. Super-skinny pants

And so skinny! Like it looks like a second skin. In fact, so much so that they remind us of the leggings that we usually wear. No we don't like men in tights.

2. T-shirt-sheet

It is not an XXL version of a T-shirt, it is a sheet with sleeves. The inseparable from him, the super-skinny black and the cap that levitates (the latter we will tell you later).

3. Cardigans

Yes, the life-long cardigan of an old man. The same as in the image we have of the ladies of before the towns they closed on themselves with their hands when the cold pressed down or before telling a gossip.

It may seem synonymous with stylish man to dress, but remember: we are talking about men's fashions that women do not like and surprisingly this is one of them.

4. Mustache

Be it leafy mustaches, thin mustaches... But who came up with it? Did it start as a wicked joke and end up installing as a viral fad? Please, no, it sounds like laughter and embarrassment at the same time. The seventies are far behind us.

5. Pareo

Don't be fooled by any blogger who enjoys wearing it as a long skirt with a blazer and a kind of handbag. Seriously, do not imagine those things that you will try to try them.

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6. Fanny pack

They can now take a more aesthetic version and pose the model on duty with it, which does not strain. The fanny pack arrived in the 90s to offer us images to forget those overfilled lumps located at the height of the package, in its most dodgy version below the beer belly and over the swimsuit multicolored. Even from time to time, some nostalgic rescues her and puts it on like when she was young.

But no we're sorry no matter how much they try to give it another more casual touch, with a more subtle shape, descending and turning to one side of the hip with the appearance of a tool belt bought in Coronel Tapioca... Do not strain! We continue to see the maligned bag-bulge attracting all eyes.

7. Dress shorts

Let's position ourselves. Impeccable ironing clip-on trousers with narrow belt for perfect closure. Detail: It is a short. Do not ask us what is wrong with us, but something squeaks in our eyes when we see it on, especially when it is accompanied by elegant lace-up shoess.

Note: Only for the brave. Do you want to complete the look? Throw a knitted sweater over your shoulders, that is.

8. T-shirt with neckline

And if it is in peak, already turn off and let's go. Turn off the light, we mean. No, guys, neither shaved nor wolf-chest, sorry, we don't particularly like looking at your cleavage.

9. Tight shirts buttoned up

Yes, remember, we mean those of minimal lapels that close to the last button around the neck, that in the short sleeve version these really are and also narrow.

To give you an idea, they are the ones that once put on give the feeling of having taken them off a child, with a child's body but more or less your height. Hmm... they would look more or less like Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory.

10. Very long and bushy beards

We do not doubt that the beard is something indisputably masculine, sexy in her version of three days without shaving (although pinching), more or less cared for or at her free will. But that of having more hair on the face than on the head... it does not finish us. Everything needs her moderation!

11. Swimsuit slip

David Gandy has done a lot of damage with his commercial for Light Blue by Dolce & Gabbana; many deduced that the secret of this man's success lay in his white swimming trunks. And there we have the summer drama, where those who believed it and are marking the territory with a garment that leaves little to the imagination... and that removes the desire to look.

12. Exaggeratedly fitted suit

Which would be the typical light commercial suit. You have had to see them more than once, maybe you have even opened the door and without a few preliminary letting go of "Give me the electricity bill" while still ringing the bells of the other houses of your own plant.

We mean those fully fitted blazer suits that make the wearer look like a child dressed as an adult but in a cani version. Well thought out... the same is not the fault of the suit ...

13. Hyper-plucked eyebrows

They are those unmistakable eyebrows so perfectly outlined that they make you think: "Well, they don't turn out that well for me." Which by the way, sometimes they match the perfect full-body waxing.

Do you know what happens? Deep down is that We do not like that much that you curréis more than us ...

14. Tank tops

Although the image of the tough guy, sweaty and scratched all over it looks great in action movies, in real life tank tops outside of the sports realm inspire us to label it with the universal hashtag #chulopiscina. And there the inspiration ends.

15. Moñete in the crown

Either as a skein of hairs tied in a ball (like fluff down the hall when returning from vacation) or as a bushy ponytail without finishing loosening (because the hair is considerable), we are not convinced by this look.

16. Trousers with rolled up hems

Or prepared to fish frogs, it also works. But with the intention that they look good, what is said well... they do not fit. It is as if we were disturbed and shocked to see your ankles appear, so without warning! Sorry, but they are details that we find strange, as too delicate.

17. Flip flops

Remember the mantra: men's fashions that women don't like also exist. And that also goes for the feet.

Outside the beach, pool... we are impressed to see you wearing sandals. But for bad. Mainly when you use them to complement a outfit carefree and you want to give that different touch. It happens like with the ankles… there is something in all of it too delicate for us to like it.

18. Chain on the neck

It makes us angry. As simple as that. Whether you are a devotee of the virgin of your town or Camarón de la Isla and you have them in gold or silver hanging from your neck, as if you use it because you have seen such a famous person whom you admire, if you like it and you feel like it Put it on! Now, don't expect us to find it sexy.

19. Cap that levitates on the head

It is not an illusion, if under the cap is Justin Bieber or one of his followers, the cap is touching the head. Little, just enough to lean on top and optically gain about 15 centimeters in height, but it is not an illusion. But we don't like ANYTHING! It's already said.

20. Extender earring

We are very sorry, but it is not displeasure… it is displeasure. When we see that kind of earrings that serve to dilate the hole that contains them, we can only imagine a piece of meat with skin forced and given of itself. It gives a lot of cosica.

21. Pompadour or Undercut hairstyle

This hairstyle is called the Pompadour or Undercut, but many know it as the "Pidgeotto" hairstyle. Are you from the time of Pokemon? Do you remember Pidgeotto? Not? Well, look it up. Yes! That same one! Now think about it, a Pokemon-inspired haircut in the shape of a bird with the bangs combed and slicked back. No comment.