55 funny and funny sayings to laugh
Today we bring you a compilation of funny sayings that really make you break the box. If what you are looking for is fun in the proverb, this is your article. Read on to see them.
Funny sayings are common in the proverbs, as many of them talk about life, friendship or others.
We leave you without further ado with some of the most famous funny sayings, but you can always contribute funny sayings in the comments section for everyone to know and enjoy they.
Funny and funny sayings from the Spanish proverb
1. A good listener, less slaps.
2. Water that you should not drink... pull the lever!
3. One who got up early, a dollar was found. But he got up early, the one who lost him.
4. The ox for the horn and the man for the verb.
5. It is wise... to change old.
6. We are shit and the water away.
7. Armadillo that falls asleep becomes a charango.
8. Mouth of honey and hands of gall.
9. There are two words that will open many doors for you: Pull and Push.
10. Raw bun, fatten up your ass.
11. We all have asses for the greatest luck in the world.
12. Plant a tree, make a dog happy.
13. The exception to the rule... lasts 9 months.
14. Idleness is the mother... of a life well father.
15. Fox meat, does not age.
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16. Faces we see, below we do not know.
17. The union makes the... third.
18. Five minutes of excitement… Nine months of swelling.
19. With me you will go barefoot, but with a full belly.
20. Good students and good horses always finish their race.
21. From plate to mouth... There is a distance of 34 cm.
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22. Men are led by horses, fed by cows, clothed by sheep, defended by dogs, and eaten by worms.
23. Tell me who you hang out with and I'll tell you their first and last name.
24. A closed mouth does not enter a phallus.
25. If your ass itches, give me a smile.
26. He was like a rose, without an ass and without a thing.
27. Old saints don't do miracles.
28. The heart does not age, the leather is the one that wrinkles.
29. Better bird in hand than father at 18.
30. Good students and good horses always finish their race.
31. Old saints don't do miracles.
32. Young doctor, new cemetery.
33. Unfaithful woman: libertine; unfaithful man: hero.
34. Old fox curse does not reach heaven.
35. Uglier than a scared man at midnight.
36. Young doctor, new body in the cemetery.
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37. The evil of the cuckold: he does not know it and everyone knows it.
38. The man promises and promises... until he puts it in and once he puts it in, he finishes what he promises.
39. The oven and the old woman are heated by the mouth.
40. He who gives first, he gives them twice.
41. He who sows the winds... has a bad stomach.
42. The one who laughs last, he didn't understand the joke.
43. He who has a straw ass, does not get close to the candle.
44. In a closed mouth... No phallus enters.
45. At the soapmaker's house... He who slips dies.
46. Don't put off for tomorrow… What you should have done yesterday.
47. Cows in nightgowns are not seen for long periods of time ...
48. It is not the fool's fault... but the one who makes him the manager.
49. The Truths of Perogrullo, who called his closed hand a fist
50. The occasion makes the thief
51. The host and the fish, after three days they stink
52. The ox spoke and said mu
53. Something will have the water when they bless it
54. Food done, company undone
55. In a hundred years we will all be bald
As you can see, funny sayings are really funny.. The truth is that sometimes we need a bit of humor in life to cope with the hectic pace of life that we all lead.
Do you want to contribute a saying? Do it in the comments area!