The 90 most forceful lapidary phrases
Lapidary phrases are those that, in a few words, condense lessons or messages so powerful that they need little further clarification. I suppose that at some point in your life you have heard expressions that, although they were somewhat shocking, expressed a situation to reflect on with a trace of humor; This is just a sample of how language allows us to convey great meanings in apparently simple ways. Lapidary phrases have accompanied us throughout our lives.
These reflections play with our preconceived beliefs that we surely learned firsthand from our parents. They have also served to give humor to situations in which the truth hits us where it hurts the most.
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The most impressive lapidary phrases
This is a selection of forceful and direct lapidary phrases, many of which can make you smile or make you think for a while.
1. Ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever
Although ignorance is fought with knowledge, stupidity may not have a cure.
2. The passion to destroy is sometimes a constructive passion
The act of destroying can initiate change or open doors for innovation.
3. There are two words that will open many doors for you: "pull and push"
Recognizing that the pressure and impulsiveness of the will opens doors.
4. With age, the dictatorship of "you" ends and the anguish caused by someone talking to you about "you" disappears forever.
About when we mature and feel the weight of circumstances.
5. Cooperate with the police: beat yourself up
a form of protest against police abuse.
6. If I were you, I fall in love with me
One of the most honest declarations of self-love.
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7. The one who laughs last... he probably didn't get the joke
How true.
8. Don't take life seriously; total, you will not get out of it alive
Nice way of saying: relax and live the experience.
9. Slavery has not been abolished, it was only put on the payroll
While the laws do not cover slavery, there are certain ways to get around them.
10. He who boasts of excellence usually exhibits his shortcomings
Sometimes we need to show ourselves to others by wearing masks.
11. Aging is the only way to live long
Old age is not a simple consequence of watching time go by.
12. Copying another: plagiarism. Copy many: research
The success of a study or scientific work is not destined for a single person, but to those that contributed to the bases of all the theories used.
13. Masturbating is not bad, but it is better to flirt and meet people
The person who coined this phrase was probably very concerned about the success of your social relationships.
14. It is symptomatic of real fascists to call others fascists.
You have to be careful when handing out value judgments, since you can end up trivializing evil.
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15. Baldness may be a symbol of virility, but it reduces the opportunity to prove it
This phrase does stone a high self-esteem.
16. A wise man always thinks what he says and never says what he thinks.
The right word for the right end, all with great care.
17. Every question has two points of view: the wrong one and ours
And in this way, you win all the battles.
18. If you do not think about your future, you will not have it
Believing in your own possibilities It is the first step to move forward.
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19. The best friend of the dog is another dog
Unfortunately, human beings do not recognize the needs of other species, so we decide to humanize them without repairing the damage we do to them.
20. A pessimist is an optimist with experience
Never mistrust the pessimist's advice, he probably lives better than an optimist.
21. Orientals do not bow, they scan their interlocutor
The orientals are very clever.
22. I ask myself: what would I do without me?
Of romantic individualisms that excite.
24. I like repeats because they do not change their mind
About impulsive and loyal constancy.
25. Cowards usually fight the force of the word with the force of the police
Unfortunately, sometimes we have to watch battles from the wrong sides.
26. In wars, soldiers get bullets and generals get medals.
Sometimes no one knows who they work for, let alone in contexts of violence.
27. I'm not completely useless... at least I serve as a bad example
It is beautiful to recognize our potentialities.
28. That the desire for freedom does not enslave us
Fans should check out this reflection.
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29. Blessed are those who wait for nothing because they will never be disappointed
When expectations don't count, only what we experience.
30. The future is hidden behind the men who make it
The future is under construction.
31. Don't get involved in the world of drugs... we are many and there are very few
One of those lapidary ironic phrases about the effects of addiction.
32. Absolute truth does not exist and this is absolutely true
How much truth in this sentence.
33. You can learn a lot about love in the movies...if you don't get distracted by the movie
The scenarios for love sometimes tend to be somewhat risky.
34. Having a clean conscience is symptom of bad memory
This lapidary phrase invites us to search among the recesses of our past.
35. Life is a deadly sexually transmitted disease
Original way of seeing life.
36. Do not trust who tries to convince you of something. Everything you have to learn you will learn by yourself
We are our best teachers; at least, in some circumstances.
37. The economy is not like an engine: it is like a bicycle. If it stops, you fall
Therefore in some situations you have to push it.
38. All time in the past, was previous
The past only has space in the past. Let's move on.
39. Suppose there are no hypothetical situations…
And we are not going to assume the intention of whoever invented this phrase.
40. Never hit a fallen man, he can get up
For an act of kindness, towards oneself.
41. Man of good manners, he is looking for someone to take them away
Well, in love it is better to put the cards on the table from the beginning.
42. How do you want me to forget you if, when I start to forget you, I forget to forget you and I start to remember you
This phrase addresses an everyday dilemma linked to love.
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43. To be bad is to take revenge in advance
There are people who prefer to be prevented.
44. In the ocean of the Internet, it does not matter if the truth comes to light, since it is nothing more than a drop drowned in a sea of falsehoods.
This lapidary phrase is to be shared on the wall of a social network.
45. Life is expensive, there is another cheaper, but it is not life
Probably this phrase is aimed at situations where we let ourselves be carried away by an easier path and do not fight for our dreams.
46. Don't speak unless you can improve the silence
Silence is also important, we must have a good reason to break it.
47. The world is running out of geniuses: Einstein died, Beethoven went deaf... and my head hurts
Apparently someone has a very good one self-esteem.
48. The promises of freedom are usually the candy that we offer to the child to make him shut up.
This phrase invites us not to deceive ourselves.
49. He who seeks the truth runs the risk of finding it
Sometimes the truth could not please us.
50. He who is born poor and ugly has a great chance that both conditions will develop when he grows up.
This sentence is about hopeless prospects.
51. Many times the problem lies not in knowing what to do, but in knowing who does it
Deciding who moves token can be complicated.
52. There are people so poor that they only have money...
And probably it is about the saddest miseries.
53. Children always tell the truth; that's why schools were invented
Sometimes it is convenient for adults to keep children busy so as not to listen to their truths, just as the system does the same with them.
54. Liberalism is based on encouraging fools to risk their money so that the smart have it.
This lapidary phrase refers to the latest economic trends that have expanded the world jet set.
55. You have to work eight hours and sleep eight hours, but not the same
This reflection tells us that each activity has its time
56. I'd rather have everyone agree with some of what I've said than have some agree with everything I say
It is not from honest friends to always agree.
57. Blessed are the drunkards, who will see God twice
This lapidary phrase warns about the consequences of delirium tremens.
58. I have to go to the eye doctor, but I never see the moment
He's good and apparently he doesn't see the problem either. You have to prioritize.
59. The math teacher has committed suicide, he had too many problems
This lapidary phrase points to a somewhat dark humor.
60. Bad rulers engender petty ruled
This lapidary phrase points towards the control exercised by rulers over the people.
61. There are no stupid opinions or actions, only stupid people who give their opinion and make decisions
You have to distribute the responsibilities very well.
62. The future is always yet to come, the past is gone and the present is already past when you perceive it
This phrase tells us about how ephemeral time is.
63. If your boyfriend hurts your studio, he leaves the studio and hurts your boyfriend
This phrase talks about useless revenge.
64. The warning is to threaten for good.
We must never overlook good manners.
65. Kill yourself studying and you will be a cultured corpse
Everything has its time and its space, We must find a balance.
66. Better safe than work
This phrase is probably focused on jobs that steal life from us.
67. Who moves, crashes, and who stays still, rots
Reflection about how we flow through life.
68. Those who fought so hard for equality finally got their leaders to equalize them in poverty
Lapidary phrase that addresses a political context.
69. In the country of cowards, the pimp is king
There are successes that can only be explained by the mediocrity of the rest.
70. I will only hear the voice of the one who speaks with facts, not with words
If he is not accompanied by facts, words lose all their power.
71. These are my principles, if you don't like them I have others
Some people change principles like underwear.
72. I don't masturbate, I make love to myself
Self love is one of the most important things we should have in life.
73. Life is what happens while you make other plans
Sometimes life surprises us for the better with its ups and downs.
74. Pregnancy is the exception that proves the rule
A humorous phrase that can be used to get iron out of an embarrassing situation.
75. Money does not bring happiness, but it gives you such a similar sensation that you need a very advanced specialist to verify the difference.
Something with which many of us could agree.
76. Sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experience is one of the best
Something that many have been able to experience throughout history.
77. I am interested in the future because it is the place where I will spend the rest of my life.
We must accommodate ourselves to it as far as possible.
78. Being on the edge of the cliff is not so safe, but the views are better
Only risking the best things are achieved.
79. Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing
Sex is one of the topics that Woody Allen has explored the most throughout his life.
80. I must confess that I was born at a very young age
Just like all of us.
81. Love is the answer, but while you wait for it, sex raises a few questions.
Sex can teach us many things that we did not know.
82. In my house I rule, but my wife makes the decisions
Something that happens in most homes around the world.
83. It is better to remain silent and appear foolish than to speak up and clear up doubts for good.
A phrase from Groucho Marx that is still fully valid in the 21st century.
84. Loving yourself is the beginning of an adventure that lasts a lifetime.
We must be our first love and give ourselves the care that we need so much.
85. Some get married in the Church; others, for idiots
A somewhat crude vision of marriage.
86. I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens
A phrase from Woody Allen with which we all feel identified.
87. If God would only give me a simple sign, how to make a deposit in my name in a bank!
Some prayers are more complex than others.
88. To you I am an atheist. For God, the opposition
A special way of conceiving atheism.
89. Thank God I'm an atheist
A paradoxical phrase from the great humorist Ricky Gervais.
90. I hate reality, but it's the only place where you can eat a good steak
An unquestionable truth that encourages us to live life with passion.